July 2011
18 posts
This is how you begin a novel
“Many years ago there lived a man called Laurdis Madsen, who went up to Heaven and came down again, thanks to his boots.
“He didn’t soar as high as the mast on a full-rigged ship; in fact he got no farther than the main. Once up there, he stood outside the pearly gates and saw Saint Peter-though the guardian of the gateway to the Hereafter merely flashed his bare ass at him.
“Laurids Madsen...
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